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Love pursuing

Candy — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 06:47:52 +0000

One day Jack met a very beautiful girl and wanted to chase her. As a result, that girl told him,” Wait a minute, I have to check what I am looking in the mirror to find out why even you are capable of chasing me?”

love pursuing

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Top 10 excuses for late

Candy — Fri, 05 Mar 2010 07:22:40 +0000

1. I dreamed of being fired, so I was not anxious to get up to go to work.
2. I had to bring my dying pet to see a doctor.
3. I hurried to go to work and find that I haven’t changed my sleepcoat on the road, so I had to go back home to get changed.
4. I found the boss is not in the office, so I went out looking for you.
5. I can not find the right tie with today’s suit, so I had to waited until the shop is opened and bought one.
6. My son put the family dog fell into a sewer, so I have to rescue him.
7. I met a lady-killer on the road.
8. The sandwich shop has been robbed,so the policeman asked everyone to stay for questioning.
9. A bee flew into my car and attacked me, so I had to park on the roadside to deal with it.
10, I got my pants wet on the road, so had to got back home to get changed.

late for work

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Three jokes about children

Candy — Thu, 04 Mar 2010 06:26:44 +0000

1. Guy with no hair

Lily said, "The guy has no hair."

Lily is 5 years old. One day she pointed to a man and talked to her mother on the road, “Mom, see, that guy has no hair!”

Mom said quickly, “Oh, sweetheart, don’t speak too loud. It is not good if he heard that.”

Small Lily said, “God, he haven’t know the truth, have he?”

2. See a doctor

Tom answered, "We should change a doctor."

Tom and Mom went to see a doctor. To meke little Tom more relaxed, the doctor pointed to his ears and asked him, “Look, is this your mose?”

Tom turnned around and said to his mother seriously, “Mom, don’t you agree we should change a doctor.”

3. Lost one dollar

Jack lost one dollar

Jack lost his money and was cring sitting beside the road. A man came to ask him, “Hi, what has happened?”. Jack answered, “I have lost one dollar.” The man said, “Don’t cry, I will give you one dollar.” The little Jack turned to smile but then began cring again. The man said, “Why would you cry again?” Jack said, “If I haven’t lost one dollar, I would have 2 dollars now.”

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What brides would talk to husbands the day after the wedding night

Candy — Tue, 02 Mar 2010 07:52:27 +0000

The wedding night is usually unforgotten for almost every bride. Do you know What they will talk to husbands the day after the wedding night? Check below.

German Bride, “Hans, are you asleep?”

Franch Bride, “Dear, am I pretty?”

Japanese Bride, “I feel so sorry if there is something inconsiderate.”

The United States Bride, “How much?”

British Bride, “Will our children go to Cambridge or Oxford?”

Italian bride, “Are you still alive?’

Chinese Bride, “I’ll be yours from now on.”

the bride

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There is stll a chicken?

Candy — Thu, 25 Feb 2010 09:35:23 +0000

Roland has been guest of one relative for a long time. One day, the couple wanted to let him leave, so they decided to pretend arguing for something and then the other side could move him away when Roland support the side.

So when it comes to dinner time, The couple went arguing as planned for about a quarter of an hour, but Roland didn’t support any one and he just ate up all food on the table.

“Could you pleased judge for us?” The husband said.

“I have decided to stay here for another 6 weeks. It would not be a wise idea to offend any of you, so just help yourself.” Roland answered.

The couple had nothing to say, and they had to wait for his leaving until one day after 6 weeks.

“Wake up, did you hear the cockcrow and it’s time to leaving.”The wife said.

“What? There is still a chicken? “Roland said, “All right, I have to stay here for another two days.”

chicken

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4 jokes about smoking

Candy — Wed, 24 Feb 2010 09:32:29 +0000

1. Smoking at carriage

Jack sat in the carriage and asked the lady sitting beside him very politely: “will my smoking annoy you?”

“No, make yourself at home.”

Jack had to put the cigarette back into the pocket and sighed: “Ok, still can not smoke.”

2. The voice of a father

” When I was a child, I had to hide somewhere to smoke secretly in case of being catched by my parents”, a father of four sons said, “Today, to prevent my sons smoking following me, I had to hide somewhere again!”

3. Lighting a ice-lolly

He had repeatedly claimed to quit smoking but always failed. Someone said to him:”Smoking id bad to health. You gotta quit it. May be you could take a try to get a ice-lolly when you wanna smoking.”

“I tried,” He regret to say, “but it can not be lighted.”

4. Didn’t work when smoking

The foreman was very angry having found Mr. Baker’s smoking in the workshop.

He said,”Mr. Baker, please do not smoke during work!”

Mr. Baker answered, “Yes, sir. I know the rule, and that is why I didn’t work when smoking.”

Smoking Rabbit

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