4 jokes about smoking

1. Smoking at carriage

Jack sat in the carriage and asked the lady sitting beside him very politely: “will my smoking annoy you?”

“No, make yourself at home.”

Jack had to put the cigarette back into the pocket and sighed: “Ok, still can not smoke.”

2. The voice of a father

” When I was a child, I had to hide somewhere to smoke secretly in case of being catched by my parents”, a father of four sons said, “Today, to prevent my sons smoking following me, I had to hide somewhere again!”

3. Lighting a  ice-lolly

He had repeatedly claimed to quit smoking but always failed. Someone said to him:”Smoking id bad to health. You gotta quit it. May be you could take a try to get a ice-lolly when you wanna smoking.”

“I tried,” He regret to say, “but it can not be lighted.”

4. Didn’t work when smoking

The foreman was very angry having found Mr. Baker’s smoking in the workshop.

He said,”Mr. Baker, please do not smoke during work!”

Mr. Baker answered, “Yes, sir. I know the rule, and that is why I didn’t work when smoking.”

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